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June 18, 2024

When Comedy Meets Sports and Entrepreneurs: Brady Matthews - Comedian/Entrepreneur

When Comedy Meets Sports and Entrepreneurs: Brady Matthews - Comedian/Entrepreneur

In episode 216 of Beyond The Story, Sebastian Rusk interviews Brady Matthews, a fellow comedian, artist, and entrepreneur, as they discuss their journey in the world of comedy and sports. They dive into the world of stand-up comedy, the challenges comedians face, and the intersection of comedy and sports.


Join Sebastian Rusk and Brady Matthews as they uncover the origins of Brady's story and his path to success in the entertainment industry.


TIMESTAMPS

[00:01:43] Comedic Journey and Artistic Evolution.

[00:06:28] Comedy and Single Parenting.

[00:09:35] Chicago SportsTeams and NBA.

[00:11:45] WNBA Player.

[00:16:39] Crime in Chicago Suburbs.

[00:19:21] The Mark of the Beast.

[00:23:31] Bobby Lee and Santino's Success.

[00:24:32] Dr. Phil and Comedy Collaborations.

[00:29:21] Cancel Culture and Comedy.

[00:30:59] Caitlin Clark and Rookie Cards.

[00:34:42] Sports Cards Collection Worth Inventory.


QUOTES

  • “People always ask what I do. I said I'm a podcaster and comedian. Two terrible career choices, but I got lucky, I guess.” - Sebastian Rusk
    “But the glitz and glam of stand-up comedy is not what everyone thinks it is. When you kill and you crush on stage, that's where you're happiest. And then when they turn the lights off, that's when things get dark again.” - Brady Matthews
  • "If you want to be successful in this business, you're going to get people coming at you left and right.” - Brady Matthews



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Chapters

00:05 - Sebastian Brady's Beyond the Story Podcast

12:07 - The Targeting of Caitlin Clark

16:08 - Fear and Dystopia in Modern Society

21:13 - California Comedy Scene Discussion

30:40 - Sports Cards and Collectibles Discussion

Transcript
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this is the beyond the story podcast, a show that goes way beyond the story.

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And now sebastian brady matthews.

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Welcome to the show, man.

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Thank you very much.

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Good to be here.

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Sir, how are you?

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I am tap dancing on top of the world.

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Thanks for asking.

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So you and I met in Dallas after you just got done, completely just annihilating a comedy room at TK's Comedy Club, and we were chatting before the interview.

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I was like I was mildly worried about that show until you actually got up there and just started doing well what comedians do, which is making people laugh constantly.

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So glad we got a chance to connect fellow South Floridians.

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So I said you know what?

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We need to get this guy on the show and have a conversation here.

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So thanks for taking some time out of your day to to hang out with me here.

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So and I'm actually still, I'm back in texas, so you know how ironic, right?

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Yeah, absolutely watch out for the hail oh yeah, I know, dude, it's nasty out here.

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It's very nasty.

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If you don't have a uh, an indoor or like a garage of some sort, your car's locked yeah, so, yeah.

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So you're like people.

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I'm surprised for, like helmets aren't standard out there.

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You know, like my buddy, my buddy post.

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He's like I didn't know you couldn't go outside when there was a hailstorm.

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Gosh, I got knocked in the head and almost got a concussion.

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I was like I don't know shit about hail, but I know enough that you probably don't want to go outside when it's hailing.

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No, yeah, no, no.

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When there's, when there's pool balls being thrown down from the sky, you might want to stick inside for a little bit.

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Maybe, maybe.

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So I like to tell people's story on this show, you know, kind of go back to the beginning, where it all started.

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I know you're a comedian, entrepreneur and artist as well too Interesting combination there, and I kind of wanted to unpack that a little bit.

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Where did the story begin?

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Let's see, I started inago, um, I actually went to school for sports broadcasting at columbia college 900 years ago and, um, I wanted to do sports broadcasting, obviously.

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And then I got into um doing um, second city, and I fell in love with comedy.

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And that's when farley I mean, I was watching farley growing up on saturday night live and I was like, oh, that's what I want to do, I want to do comedy, I don't want to do sports broadcasting.

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Got into stand-up in chicago, um, and then started touring a little bit with second city chicago.

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Got an agent, um booked my first movie being a door guy for mel gibson.

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I hung out with him one night.

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Uh, he let me know that being a an actor was the hardest thing you could possibly ever want to do and I was like, sounds great, let's do it, I can't wait to jump in.

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Did that long story short.

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Moved to LA, I was an actor for 10 years and then funny story I got passed at the comedy store in 2008, answering phones there.

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By the way, if anyone wants to start stand-up comedy, go to the comedy club and just work at the club.

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Just go find a club and go work at the club If you don't want to do open mics, and if you want to just rub elbows with the pros, I wish I would have done that right away, which I did.

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I learned after doing open mics, like we talked about before.

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Got passed at the Comedy Store 2008.

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Tested for SNL in 2014.

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Pete Davidson got it, which was crazy.

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I don't even know if he's on that show anymore and then started working with Valuetainment.

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That's the longest story, completely short.

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Started working at Valuetainment doing comedy with them, doing my own sports show called the Mouthpiece, and yeah, and now here I am.

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And then then I always started painting, uh, because, uh, comedy just got to be depressing at one point, so I started doing art here people always ask what I do.

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I said I'm a podcaster and comedian two terrible career choices, but I got lucky, I guess oh for sure, you're better off starting your own plumbing business, right right, and it's, it's.

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It's crazy that that the comedians are some of the most depressed individuals on the planet, because, I mean, the whole idea around comedy is to make people laugh.

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You would think one would start with themselves, but I guess that's not always the case, huh.

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Well, I think from the thing is is like people see, like it's all like glamorous and stuff you get to go travel on the road with, like some of the biggest stars you see on TV.

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Some of the biggest stars you see on TV are one either huge dicks or two, they're just as depressed as you.

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And three, you're not staying in the same room as they are.

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They're staying in the night suite down the hall You're staying in.

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You know, basically the ice maker.

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I mean, things now for me are better in terms of traveling situation and where I stay, but the glitz and glam of stand-up comedy is not what everyone thinks it is.

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When you kill and you crush on stage, that's where you're happiest, and then when they turn the lights off, that's when things get dark again.

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Yeah, it's time to go home we get to go start all over again, you know it's like the world of sales You're only as good as your last sale.

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I think that, as that translates to comedy, like you're only as funny as your last set, you know, totally A hundred percent yeah.

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I found myself getting bored with my own content.

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Is that, is that?

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Is that just me?

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Or is that like a comedian thing?

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No, it happens all the time.

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That means you just got to push yourself to get better, you got to find other things that make you laugh.

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You know, like the other day I would sit I was, I have year during COVID and during my personal relationship, with the breakup and now being a dad and being a single dad and then getting back on this dating scene in my 40s is a whole thing and I just wanted to make it something relatable.

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That were guys my age that are kind of going through it too.

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But if you're getting sick also of your material, start just looking around and stuff, Just observing stuff.

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This bird won't shut the fuck up.

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And you know there can be 20 minutes on that.

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I thought, yeah, I was about to say I, you, you've really added some good sound effects here for the interview.

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Well, you know, they're doing construction at my.

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I was waiting for you to start throwing some bird seed.

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Yeah, no, I don't have any around me, otherwise I would.

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I think they're hungry.

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So how old's your kid?

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My daughter's three.

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She just turned three, yep, so I'm in town for shows and then it's my mom's birthday and, uh, my daughter's going to come in town, so we're going to have a good time.

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Nice dude, Nice Mine's 23.

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I actually raised her on my own, so uh.

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I know all about the material I was talking about in a way 1000%.

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Yeah, I think that's why I really resonated with your.

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I literally was and I was.

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That was, uh, that was a.

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There's some shows you go and it's like, ah, it was.

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He was funny at times.

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It was like like that, that was nonstop laughter.

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I'm glad I didn't order dinner, because you know right I appreciate it.

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Yeah, I know when I'm doing good, when people spit up their food.

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I mean, I saw one lady legit crying her eyes out and I was like how can I make her cry even more?

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you know, that's the goal you know she's crying as much as I do.

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Yeah, yeah, I'm not doing comedy.

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Yeah, love that.

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So you still got a deep passion for sports.

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Um, you're, you've got a podcast calledpiece.

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Let's talk about that a little bit.

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I'm obviously older now, I'm in my 40s.

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So I was like the best thing about social media these days is you can literally start anything new that, if you really want to, with a good business model, at any age.

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So I said, you know, I want to start a sports show.

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I love Barstool Sports.

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Those guys are my age and I've always my goal would always be to work with those guys.

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So what I did was I started my own sort of mouthpiece show.

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It's comedy meets sports and I would say it's sort of kind of like a tmz vibe in a way, because not only nowadays.

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The thing about sports is these people are like they're, um, they're what's the word I'm looking for?

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They're, they're more like they're influencers.

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Not just they're not just athletes, they're influencers.

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So they put themselves in these situations where the food they eat, the clothes they they wear, the stuff that they endorse, is all open game for uh reactions.

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And that's what my show is.

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It's sports, it's comedy, it's interactive and also I take it on the road um, I interview people and um, yeah, for.

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So right now we're doing, I'm working, working with Make Vegas Pay, so the mouthpiece will be on their platform, on YouTube, and then also Motivation.

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Success Productions is picking up the mouthpiece, and all this will be out within a couple of weeks.

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Nice, love it.

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So that's really become your models where you're going and you're looking at distribution platforms that can show up, and that's another thing.

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With the day and age, you know, exclusivity is out the window really.

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You know a lot of people still and try and attempt to make that a reality, but there's just too many, too many options no, there's just now.

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There's a lot of options and also there's a lot of everyone wants you.

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Everyone's sponsorship is everywhere.

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So you know you could have literally lamps sponsor your shit in two seconds, and you know like I mean.

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So it lamps sponsor your shit in two seconds.

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You know like I mean.

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So it's just about being proactive.

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And then also, how hungry are you?

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How bad do you want it to work?

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How do you want the product to work?

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I got to ask who are your sports teams?

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Diehard, diehard Chicago, all Chicago so, but there's a lot of teams in Chicago so I love the Cubs.

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I was a Bulls fan, but now that seems like the Bulls just don't give a shit about their team at all, which is depressing, because I love the Bulls, I love NBA playoff basketball.

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I think it's the best, even though also also, I'm kind of a conspiracy theorist kind of guy I am.

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I'm a conspiracy theorist kind of guy Kind of I am.

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I'm a conspiracy theorist.

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I was like kind of I think the NBA right now is so rigged.

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I think it's so rigged it's crazy.

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Just from the point spread to I don't know.

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Just, I mean sometimes a lot of stuff in the NBA that happens.

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You're like that doesn't make any sense.

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It doesn't make any sense at all.

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Correct, I agree with that.

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Also, with the Caitlin Clark stuff since you didn't ask, I was just about to.

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The Caitlin Clark stuff is such bullshit too.

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I mean how they treat her and what they're doing with her.

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I think it's just such a big story, not the fact that she gets snubbed from the women's Olympics, but also the fact that there is legit hatred, there's legit jealousy from a girl that's bringing her talents, from a girl that's bringing her talents and literally it's Michael Jordan with a ponytail in some aspects, or Steph Curry in some aspects, to a product that no one was fucking watching.

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No one was watching that shit.

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And no offense to women that play basketball Awesome, I'm a dunks kind of guy.

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I'm a dunks guy, right, I'm not a pass.

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I'm not a dribble kind of guy.

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So I mean, caitlin Clark was shooting from half court, and that's what I'm, a dunks guy.

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I'm not a pass.

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I'm not a dribble kind of guy.

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So I mean, caitlin Clark was shooting from half court and that's what I'm in for.

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I can't dunk, shoot it from the rafters.

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She does it really well.

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I think Portnoy was pretty on with his PSA on Saturday with the whole.

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You know, caitlin Clark, I don't know if you caught it or not, but you know, I think I did yeah yeah, it was like what the fuck is wrong with these people it's jealousy, like I say too.

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Also nothing scarier than a white liberal woman, than a black liberal woman.

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That's even scary so I'm just you know it's.

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You can only you know, bully the kid so long before he comes in one day and just freaking, hauls off.

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And just you know, one of these days she's gonna get checked and get up and just freaking.

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I don't know, maybe not.

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Oh yeah, you can see it.

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You can see it in her eyes.

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One of the one of the, I think, honestly put 10 pounds on this girl and have her come out looking like Schwarzenegger with a ponytail and just start kicking everyone's ass.

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Yeah, yeah, like the chick I know, that's Schwarzenegger the chick with the shotgun, sarah, what's her name?

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Oh, sarah Connor.

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Yeah, sarah Connor, with one cock.

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Yeah, I want to open up the door and I want to see Caitlin Clark in the offseason with the lights off in her room just doing pull-ups.

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You know, what I mean Pull-ups, and she's just playing the Terminator theme song over and over again.

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But you'd be like Caitlin, dinner's ready and she just turns around and looks at you and you're like no problem, we'll be downstairs, let us know.

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Right, let me finish this protein shake.

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I I didn't realize how much she was targeted.

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I played golf with the assistant coach for the Canes basketball team and we were just chopping it up.

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In fact I just got done watching Caitlin in the game that that Saturday and they they lost and she she was in the game, the game, for not a long time at all.

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I said it's quite the adjustment phase for Kaitlin.

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He said I think it's more of a targeted phase than anything at all.

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Like she has an absolute target on her back that's very, very tough to go and shake and we're like like wait a second.

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So we've gone from not caring about wnba at all to actually having the most viewership it's ever had, specifically because of caitlyn clark, and now she's being targeted because of that.

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So they're moving.

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I mean the thing that bugs.

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Two things that bugs me about the whole situation.

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One her teammates don't stick up for her at all.

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They don't.

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They see her fall on the ground and then they just let her sit on the ground.

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I'm like where's your Dennis Robbins Something?

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And also the coach doesn't do shit either.

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Coach doesn't come out and talk shit, so that pisses me off.

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But also, if you look at the attendance, if you look at that they're switching the games, that the three and 13 fever come to your town, they're playing in arenas, not because they're coming to see the Connecticut, whatever the fuck they're called Mercury or some bullshit.

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No one's going to watch them.

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Sorry, girls.

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They're coming to watch Caitlin Clark and I don't know.

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I'd say it just sucks, because I would have never seen that.

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I thought it would have been more of a collaborative thing in the WNBA and everyone would have been so happy that they're flying charter now and not flying commercial.

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Right, exactly.

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Well, that was the whole idea was around.

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It was like man, she's making your job a little easier and better.

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And I mean, there may be, you know, you guys might make $66,000 instead of $65,000 a year.

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So it's Right.

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Yeah, set of 65,000 a year.

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So it's it's right.

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Yeah, it's ridiculous.

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It really is.

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No, I'm a diehard Cubs fan.

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I uh, I lived there for a year.

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My daughter was born in Chicago, so I kind of took to the Cubs.

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You know what it was, brady is that I went to a Cubs game and we didn't even go inside Wrigley, we were.

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It was with a law firm that I worked at at the time and we went to to.

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We rented like one of those bleacher steals in in right field.

00:14:22.849 --> 00:14:24.999
Oh yeah, and you're the guys.

00:14:24.999 --> 00:14:30.096
Yeah, yeah, right so, but I thought I always wanted to be like who are those guys?

00:14:30.437 --> 00:14:30.636
what?

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What play out, what place, what place are are the cubs in?

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And this was like 2000, 2001, like last place, and if there was a place after that, the cubs would probably occupy it.

00:14:43.326 --> 00:14:48.203
But wrigleyville was absolutely slammed to the guild.

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And I thought this and I'm from, I mean, I'm from miami, I mean the marlins, really, maybe we had a heyday twice, yay, but like you can go to marlin stadium now and buy the whole fucking stadium beers, but wrrigley would like that hometown pride of like the Cubs.

00:15:04.558 --> 00:15:17.038
So yeah, and then, finally, you know, broke the curse in 2016 and we're remaining, you know, remain, hopeful after the entire team was liquidated yeah, that whole, that whole week for me, um, for the Cubs, was a blackout.

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I mean I didn't even.

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I mean I was completely wasted the whole time during that whole series.

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I just couldn't handle it.

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I was too nervous.

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I was hiding in places just staring at the TV through like the corner, like I'd just be turning around just looking at the TV like slightly.

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I mean it was the most magical season, but that's the thing about Wrigley.

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Is the bars around Wrigley like if you don't drink, I don't think Wrigley's the spot for you you probably shouldn't.

00:15:43.154 --> 00:15:49.921
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not, you know what I mean like the tampa bay, tampa bay rays stadium might be the spot for you.

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I mean, sure, wrigley's just majestic dude, it's the best and even not a bad really seat in the whole house.

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I prefer the bleachers just because it's a rowdy good time.

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Um, maybe not anymore because I'm in my 40s, but um, but still, I mean wrigley's just the best place to to go and watch watch any sporting event, for that matter.

00:16:08.433 --> 00:16:11.707
I went to northwestern verse, illinois, and that was great too I haven't.

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I haven't been, uh, I haven't been back in a few years.

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In fact, I was checking flights this week and I was like huh, hometown, stand against, the cards may fly in, um, but uh, state's just a fucking disaster right now, especially the city too.

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I mean I've got a couple of friends who live there Like don't come visit, like I don't leave the house unless I'm strapped.

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Remember the beautiful like Michigan Avenue and all that.

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He goes, all that shit's a wrap now.

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And I'm like, really, I'm like what about Wrigleyville?

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It's still like civilized.

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Yeah, yeah, when I was there, when I was there last year or no, when I was there um the the year after they lifted covid or whatever, people were driving their cars into or, like you know, people were driving their cars into um, into, like burberry, and into expensive ass places on state, driving in stealing stuff.

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Then another car would come up, they'd jump in that car and then they'd drive away.

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So they'd steal that car, drive it into the buildings because it's all pretty heavily not gated or whatever, but it's got pretty thick doors and pretty thick glass so you got to really go like 60 through that thing to get really in there, anyway.

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So that's what they were doing.

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They were stealing cars, driving them into these places, stealing the merch, and then a car would pull up, they'd jump in and drive away.

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It's a great business model if you ask me Right, it's just.

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And then I was talking to a buddy that lives in, not in the city, but Blue Island, wherever the fuck that is.

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But he said that it was the cops don't do anything, they just don't do anything at all yeah, no.

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Also in some places too.

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If you try to go after shoplifters I think this is like Oregon or San Francisco you get in trouble wow it's the world we live in.

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I mean, what?

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What the fuck like?

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What is complete twilight zone upside down.

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I was looking also today on um.

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Uh, they're bringing out the new iphone.

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The new iphone is coming out.

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Yeah, terrifying.

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We're fucked.

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We're so screwed.

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Whatever you're thinking it's you look at your phone.

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It's already like I already got it for you.

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It's already, it already knows what you're thinking.

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How fucking scary is that terrifying.

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Did you see elon's post?

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Yeah, that that was.

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Uh, they posted that here on this only in date account down here in south florida, if you followed her or not, but it's just like local smut.

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You know news and they posted, you know elon's tweet and I commented and said I think this, this post might be a little over the head for for South Florida folks.

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Yeah, let me ask you a question If you, if you, if you were blind and you couldn't see, and the only thing that that could fix it was that neural link thing, would you get it?

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No, absolutely not.

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It's a mark of the beast.

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You think that's the mark of the beast.

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You don't think COVID was mark of the beast?

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think coven was mark of the beast.

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No, I think.

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Yeah, I think that's like the.

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I remember like being in sunday school as a kid and watching this movie in the 80s called um freak me.

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No, it was called uh, left behind this was like a left behind series yeah, no, he was in it.

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But then there's one in the 80s too that was even crazier like cars were driving themselves, lawnmowers were going and it continued to show like the six, six, six, like the dots and the mark of the beast on here, like I.

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I've kept that in the back of my mind and as people start talking about like chips being implemented inside bodies and whatnot, I'm like that's it right there, the beginning, the beginning of the end.

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Yes, we are living in revelation right now.

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It's coming and it's terrifying.

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All I got to say is strap up.

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It's always those people, too, that tell me you should prepare food.

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I'm like you know what?

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What am I going to prepare that?

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I don't think.

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Why do I want to stay in one spot if the shit goes down?

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Why am I just going to sit and just hang out if I can't?

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I don't know what's going on.

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As people do we leave our house, and what do you do?

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You walk outside and go?

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Do you know what's going on?

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Do you know what's going on?

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I'm going to sit inside and just wait around.

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We're making some pasta, though.

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When you guys figure it out.

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I just burned some newspapers together.

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We're making soup.

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Come on in right, yeah, we all didn't.

00:20:12.750 --> 00:20:17.385
Meanwhile you got zuckerberg building a bunker and uh, and in hawaii?

00:20:17.747 --> 00:20:22.282
yeah, he's building a five-star bunker meanwhile something we don't of course.

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Meanwhile he's at mma fights and shit.

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Just have you ever seen how awkward he is at these things?

00:20:26.921 --> 00:20:29.367
The guy doesn't have any social skills at all.

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He's literally.

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He literally looks like they're testing ai robots for the first time and he's one of them.

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He's just so awkward.

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His interactions with these dudes.

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You're talking to killers and then you're talking to a complete dork.

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Right, he can't shake the dork if he tried, he's full, dork, it is.

00:20:51.430 --> 00:20:54.828
South Florida seems to be very full these days.

00:20:54.828 --> 00:20:56.923
Am I the only one that thinks that?

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What do you mean in terms of what Like full?

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Just like the entire world has moved here Pretty much.

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I mean, there's traffic up the ass.

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I don't know how it was back before.

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I mean, I've only lived there for a year now, but you know what Anything's better than living in LA, and I'm just going to be dead honest with you LA is the biggest piece of shit.

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It really is.

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I lived in orange County for 10 years, I think I went to LA six times total.

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Brutal, bro.

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I mean, even the traffic is so brutal.

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Like I had friends that, like close friends of mine, that lived in Santa Monica and I never, ever, ever saw them ever.

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You'd have to die for me to go visit you in Santa Monica at a certain time.

00:21:29.487 --> 00:21:36.469
Well, you've got to like, you've got to get out of LA proper, like across the 405 or five, and get out East.

00:21:36.469 --> 00:21:37.575
I don't even think I went out there.

00:21:37.575 --> 00:21:39.823
No, I never went to Santa Monica the whole 10 years I lived.

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Oh, and then the beach is awful.

00:21:41.646 --> 00:21:43.813
The Santa Monica beach is just trash.

00:21:44.519 --> 00:21:46.522
Yeah, well, all of California beaches are.

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I think that there's.

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I was just, I had a gig in San Diego a couple of weeks ago and I got out there and I was like, do I miss California?

00:21:52.634 --> 00:21:57.951
Like I don't, like I don't miss the dirty beaches and the freezing filthy water, like at all.

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It's beautiful, it's great to look at, but, like the whole living there situation, uh not that exciting, so um so.

00:22:06.637 --> 00:22:07.883
So what do you what what's on deck here?

00:22:07.883 --> 00:22:09.188
I know you work on a couple of things here.

00:22:09.188 --> 00:22:16.784
You got the show in the few things working with these distribution platforms as well but what do you got on the docket here for the rest of 2024?

00:22:17.547 --> 00:22:25.567
You know what for right now, since I departed with Valuetainment, I learned a lot in terms of the product that I want to put out next for my sports comedy show.

00:22:25.567 --> 00:22:30.324
And then also I'm hitting up a lot of new clubs going on the road with Kayvon, going uh.

00:22:30.324 --> 00:22:34.893
Going on the road with cave on, going on the road with um Santino and Bobby Lee and the guys that do bad friends, um.

00:22:34.893 --> 00:22:38.746
So I'll be opening for them uh and a couple months.

00:22:38.746 --> 00:22:40.826
So I'm just kind of taking it day by day.

00:22:40.826 --> 00:22:47.704
I'm doing my own projects, uh, I have a reality show that I'm pitching right now too, um, with a company in LA.

00:22:48.407 --> 00:22:55.788
So a lot a lot of good things, a lot of independent projects that I'm working on.

00:22:55.788 --> 00:22:56.653
So, yeah, what a time to be alive it was.

00:22:56.653 --> 00:22:56.795
It was.

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I support that wholeheartedly.

00:22:57.539 --> 00:22:59.922
Bobby Lee's hysterical that guy is.

00:22:59.922 --> 00:23:01.647
I've not seen a lot of his stuff at all.

00:23:01.647 --> 00:23:05.330
I always just see the clips with other comedians, which are hysterical.

00:23:05.330 --> 00:23:12.288
He was on this like faith-based podcast a couple of weeks ago and the guy was like can I pray for you?

00:23:19.940 --> 00:23:20.541
And he's like how do we do it?

00:23:20.541 --> 00:23:20.903
Like, do I have to?

00:23:20.903 --> 00:23:21.625
Yeah, like it was, it was outstanding.

00:23:21.625 --> 00:23:22.327
Oh my gosh, I love bobby.

00:23:22.327 --> 00:23:23.933
He's great and santino is great too.

00:23:23.933 --> 00:23:24.916
They're all crushing it.

00:23:24.916 --> 00:23:27.244
I'm super proud of those guys because I know it's been a long time coming.

00:23:27.244 --> 00:23:28.268
Well, for santino it has.

00:23:28.288 --> 00:23:29.310
But what do you think about?

00:23:29.310 --> 00:23:32.066
Uh kill tony I love it.

00:23:32.748 --> 00:23:35.212
I I started comedy with Tony at the comedy store.

00:23:35.212 --> 00:23:38.009
I was at 2008 and he was 2007.

00:23:38.009 --> 00:23:44.186
He started the potluck and then he got really close with Joe Rogan and he was doing Kill Tony.

00:23:44.186 --> 00:23:49.586
And I remember when he was doing Kill Tony in the main room there was only like 15 people in the audience.

00:23:49.586 --> 00:23:53.106
No one gave a shit about the show at all no one.

00:23:53.106 --> 00:24:01.044
I was like I remember walking in at one point I was like this ain't going to work and I walked out and now it's the biggest comedy show I think in the world.

00:24:01.044 --> 00:24:02.189
Yeah, hands down.

00:24:02.189 --> 00:24:15.480
And then also my boy, adam Ray, coming out with fucking Dr Phil, where I'm like I want it, by the way, as a comedian in nature like we're awful people so we're like fuck this guy, fuck that.

00:24:15.480 --> 00:24:16.403
But I love Adam.

00:24:16.403 --> 00:24:20.025
And when I saw him do Dr Phil, I was like Dr Phil's gonna come out and go.

00:24:20.025 --> 00:24:20.768
You have to stop this.

00:24:21.500 --> 00:24:24.486
I thought so too, and he, like, endorses it 100%.

00:24:24.727 --> 00:24:30.709
Of course, Dr Phil loves it, and then Dr Phil, which is going to be great.

00:24:31.951 --> 00:24:35.785
Oh wow, no, Adam has that boy's got a gift.

00:24:35.785 --> 00:24:37.088
I mean wow.

00:24:38.644 --> 00:24:40.349
I know how long and hard Adam's been working too.

00:24:40.349 --> 00:24:41.143
He's been at it.

00:24:41.143 --> 00:24:42.407
He was at it every day.

00:24:42.407 --> 00:24:44.166
He's one of the hardest working guys I know in comedy.

00:24:44.661 --> 00:24:45.826
You know where I found him.

00:24:45.826 --> 00:24:52.942
It was on a random Instagram video and it wasn't a clip of his comedy or anything.

00:24:52.942 --> 00:25:00.529
It was um, friends who have been to a dave matthews concert before was the actual video that he did.

00:25:00.529 --> 00:25:04.884
And I was like, yeah, I thought it was some random guy.

00:25:04.884 --> 00:25:05.991
I didn't even think it was a comedian.

00:25:05.991 --> 00:25:07.299
So I was like this guy's fucking funny.

00:25:07.299 --> 00:25:08.342
I'm gonna start following him.

00:25:08.342 --> 00:25:10.787
And then I start connecting all the dots.

00:25:10.787 --> 00:25:15.105
And then Dr Phil comes on the scene here and I'm like this is fucking genius.

00:25:15.105 --> 00:25:18.265
Yeah, and he's quick and on it.

00:25:18.265 --> 00:25:19.608
I mean, cause a lot of that Dr Phil.

00:25:19.608 --> 00:25:20.270
Shit, he's not.

00:25:20.270 --> 00:25:23.868
You're not writing any of that stuff, you know no no, no, adam's.

00:25:24.069 --> 00:25:25.071
He's very, very smart.

00:25:25.071 --> 00:25:39.469
Adam and I did a football sketch and then we did a Taco Bell sketch where we go through Taco Bell and Adam literally orders the whole fucking menu.

00:25:39.469 --> 00:25:42.253
He's like hi, can I get a double burrito, triple cheese?

00:25:42.253 --> 00:25:43.625
He's listing all this shit off.

00:25:43.625 --> 00:25:44.267
I can't do it.

00:25:44.267 --> 00:25:45.344
This is how fast his brain works.

00:25:45.344 --> 00:25:56.902
And he has triple cheese no cheese, that even possible?

00:25:56.902 --> 00:25:58.607
And then we get cinnamon twist and then can we get no more cheese and extra cheese.

00:25:58.607 --> 00:25:58.949
Is that possible?

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Can we do that?

00:25:59.250 --> 00:25:59.570
And he kills it.

00:25:59.590 --> 00:26:00.855
I'm just sitting like this because I'm the boyfriend in the car.

00:26:00.855 --> 00:26:02.260
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he, he, you're right, that was a great way to put it.

00:26:02.260 --> 00:26:03.846
His brain does work so fucking fast.

00:26:03.885 --> 00:26:09.522
Like he is on it, man, it's like he is also, especially as dr phil, doing crowd work.

00:26:09.522 --> 00:26:11.666
His doctor was like right, I don't like that answer.

00:26:11.666 --> 00:26:12.588
You got a bad attitude.

00:26:12.588 --> 00:26:13.049
Moving on.

00:26:13.049 --> 00:26:14.073
Okay, fuck you yeah.

00:26:16.921 --> 00:26:20.211
And then it'll start making fun of himself to like, yeah, I'm glad I'm not here tonight.

00:26:20.211 --> 00:26:20.913
Fuck that guy.

00:26:21.455 --> 00:26:22.500
Yeah, totally yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:22.500 --> 00:26:24.807
He's like I haven't seen you on anything recently.

00:26:25.680 --> 00:26:26.421
I wasn't in town.

00:26:26.421 --> 00:26:32.766
He did one show at at the end of April I think he was here and I was bummed that I missed it.

00:26:32.766 --> 00:26:39.451
He's actually one that's on my list for, like dude, that's totally time well spent going to an item.

00:26:39.451 --> 00:26:43.094
But he's, I mean he's off to the races now.

00:26:43.094 --> 00:26:45.855
I mean there's, and I really wasn't.

00:26:45.855 --> 00:26:47.176
I wasn't as much of a.

00:26:47.176 --> 00:26:52.171
Hinchcliffe is funny with his crowd work, but as a comedian I don't think he's absolutely hysterical.

00:26:52.171 --> 00:26:53.134
But, dude, he murdered that roast.

00:26:53.676 --> 00:26:55.605
He's more of a host guy.

00:26:55.605 --> 00:26:58.086
Some guys are just built that way.

00:26:58.086 --> 00:26:59.510
His comedy's not that great.

00:26:59.510 --> 00:27:00.319
I'm going to be dead honest with you.

00:27:00.319 --> 00:27:03.344
He knows that too, so he doesn't give a fuck either, I think the same thing about.

00:27:03.684 --> 00:27:06.066
At this point it's like well, it worked out.

00:27:06.066 --> 00:27:08.020
I think.

00:27:08.020 --> 00:27:12.109
The same thing about Rogan Phen about rogan, a phenomenal podcaster, probably one of the best to ever do it.

00:27:12.369 --> 00:27:19.817
Incredible at color for ufc comedy you know well his earlier stuff I thought was really great.

00:27:19.817 --> 00:27:36.929
He had a whole bit about how la reminds him of like a moldy bread and it's right in the middle of usually where the, where the mold starts, and he goes that's like west hollywood, and then as you go out and he talks about the whole thing, about how mold just like kind of like creeps out and just I don't know I'm fucking the bed up, but it's really good, just check it out.

00:27:37.140 --> 00:27:39.686
You ever catch any of the uh, save our parks.

00:27:39.686 --> 00:27:42.509
On, on on his podcast, he'll bring in.

00:27:42.509 --> 00:27:44.184
Like Shane yeah, he has, like Shane Gillis.

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Oh, um, the one guy that I absolutely love and I'd love to go on the road with the Shane Gillis for sure.

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I mean he's when he talks about how he almost caught down syndrome, but it just missed him.

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Did you see that on his special called loves dogs or whatever watch dogs?

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Yeah, he talks about how he has a family that all has, that has special needs, and he goes.

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I almost got it, but it fucking just missed me.

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He is he's another one, just fucking like wow, dude, is the guy ever one of those like, is he ever not funny?

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I don't know.

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But also, also, you know, what I love about these guys too is um, people keep ripping on him, like during covid.

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Tony had to apologize to this one kid because he said some like racial remarks or something, but also it didn't affect him at all, it didn't bother him, he kept moving forward, didn't pay attention to anyone's bullshit.

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I mean, that's the thing.

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If you want to be successful in this business, you're going to get people coming at you left and right.

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You said this and you did this.

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After a while you have to throw up your middle finger and go.

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If you don't like it, then I'm not for you well, I think chapelle spoke for comedians everywhere when he said you know it's our job and our responsibility to say offensive shit and I think that you know again, he gets.

00:28:55.884 --> 00:28:59.260
He can get away with far more than than than most can.

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But Matt Reif was another one too.

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Like caught a bunch of heat and then sent out an apology with the special needs helmet.

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A link to special needs helmets Like I mean the balls on the kid is a remarkable.

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But I think certain kids get to a certain point where you're literally unstoppable.

00:29:15.853 --> 00:29:20.049
You know, I think the whole cancel culture has shifted significantly, thank God, you know.

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Yeah, thank God too, because people are just sick and tired of dorks getting away with whatever they want.

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Now it is.

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It's about putting those dorks back in their lockers and shutting them and saying, shut the fuck up, I don't care anywhere.

00:29:33.458 --> 00:29:35.489
It's about, like we have to go back to giving people wedgies.

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Grown people grown people should be good you should get a wedgie.

00:29:38.843 --> 00:29:39.183
Now it is.

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I agree with that.

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Could you imagine getting a wedgie as an adult?

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It was painful as a kid, like it was the worst.

00:29:44.326 --> 00:29:50.647
I've never felt more, more, just like demoralized and just hanging like this as someone's got you by your underwear.

00:29:50.788 --> 00:29:52.451
Yeah, good old summer camp those.

00:29:52.451 --> 00:29:58.146
And swirlies in the toilet, yeah, swirlies where you'd get.

00:29:59.383 --> 00:30:01.945
Yeah, the best was what I would do If I didn't really like you.

00:30:01.945 --> 00:30:04.391
We'd go to your house for a party and then I'd shit in your upper tanker.

00:30:08.570 --> 00:30:09.836
I've never heard about that.

00:30:09.836 --> 00:30:10.700
That's genius.

00:30:11.545 --> 00:30:12.048
It's awful.

00:30:12.048 --> 00:30:17.405
It's the meanest thing you could ever do to someone, and when I was 16, 17 years old, I was a fucking dick.

00:30:18.344 --> 00:30:18.925
Oh, wow.

00:30:19.442 --> 00:30:20.325
I was like a nice dick.

00:30:20.325 --> 00:30:21.269
Yeah, I was really bad.

00:30:21.981 --> 00:30:23.267
Right, one of the nice ones.

00:30:23.267 --> 00:30:24.230
One of the nice ones.

00:30:24.230 --> 00:30:27.289
Well, dude, I'm glad we got a chance to finally link up here.

00:30:27.289 --> 00:30:28.829
It's been a couple months here.

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When you get back to Florida, let's definitely Link up again.

00:30:30.406 --> 00:30:30.796
And a chance to finally link up here.

00:30:30.796 --> 00:30:31.582
It's been a couple months here.

00:30:31.582 --> 00:30:35.246
When you get back to Florida, let's definitely link up again and see what you got going on with the podcast as well.

00:30:35.286 --> 00:30:38.281
But love your work, man, Come do my show when I'm in town.

00:30:38.281 --> 00:30:38.904
Come do my show.

00:30:38.904 --> 00:30:40.088
I'll have all my stuff set up by then.

00:30:40.559 --> 00:30:42.027
I'm down, I'm 100% down.

00:30:42.027 --> 00:30:47.125
I know I dabble in the world of sports a little bit.

00:30:47.145 --> 00:30:48.208
But it's not all sports.

00:30:48.208 --> 00:30:51.673
There's other stuff that we'll be rapping and rocking and rolling about.

00:30:51.673 --> 00:30:54.890
Maybe we'll just do an hour on Kaitlyn Clark.

00:30:56.340 --> 00:30:57.805
I'm down, I'm down.

00:30:57.805 --> 00:30:58.807
I kind of want to smash.

00:31:00.151 --> 00:31:03.707
Oh really, I think she might be a guy.

00:31:03.707 --> 00:31:09.862
That's just me, dude, come on, dude, I don't know One.

00:31:09.862 --> 00:31:14.949
She doesn't have a chest per se Nothing wrong with not having a chest, but like homegirl plays like she's a guy.

00:31:16.295 --> 00:31:18.079
Fair enough, I just got a rookie card yesterday.

00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:19.988
I'm pretty excited about that, you did not?

00:31:19.988 --> 00:31:25.400
I mean, I bought it on eBay PSA 10, it was like 120 bucks.

00:31:25.400 --> 00:31:27.962
I don't know if that's a score or not, but yeah, I'm pretty amped about it.

00:31:28.644 --> 00:31:29.425
I never thought about that.

00:31:29.425 --> 00:31:30.228
I gotta look into that.

00:31:30.669 --> 00:31:33.887
I think it was like it was either, like I went crazy with the cards recently.

00:31:34.961 --> 00:31:36.766
Yeah, I know a lot of people that get into the card game.

00:31:36.766 --> 00:31:40.602
I used to be in the card game but I haven't since I was like 12.

00:31:41.325 --> 00:31:52.614
Well, I'm I've been longtime buddies with Gary Vaynerchuk and he's going all out with his v-friend stuff and he yeah, and the cards are part of that.

00:31:52.614 --> 00:32:00.989
So I'm like these are the early days and I've known this fucker for 14 years and like he's very rarely wrong about shit, like his predictions are just unbelievable.

00:32:00.989 --> 00:32:02.291
So I've just been going, that's.

00:32:02.291 --> 00:32:03.281
I took inventory.

00:32:03.281 --> 00:32:11.509
Yesterday I was like I wonder how much I've actually spent on these fanatic live shows and five racks on what cards?

00:32:11.509 --> 00:32:15.261
Yeah, but the collection there's some gold in them, hills too.

00:32:15.261 --> 00:32:18.790
So it's not all just like you know random cards just not being worth shit.

00:32:18.811 --> 00:32:25.453
But if you have a problem, there's groups for that I I think I I was about to make a post about that.

00:32:25.453 --> 00:32:27.023
It was like is there a, is there a?

00:32:27.023 --> 00:32:28.086
Vonymous?

00:32:28.086 --> 00:32:48.250
Because I might like actually need them, because it's brilliant how that Fanatics Live app works and where they do this live show and do all these giveaways and this, that and the other and everything's like super exclusive and limited, like where it's all at Like the FOMO is fucking real and the buy now button, like is just way too easy.

00:32:48.250 --> 00:32:50.711
But I'm going through my order, history of fanatics live.

00:32:50.711 --> 00:32:52.041
I'm like all right, we're almost done.

00:32:52.041 --> 00:32:57.402
All right, we're almost done and I think, yeah, it told fanatics app fanatic yeah, fanatics live.

00:32:57.461 --> 00:33:02.333
It's called, so there's live breaks, so it's all um card guys.

00:33:02.333 --> 00:33:07.530
I don't even know how you get in the mix there, but these guys have shows on fanatics live and they're box breaks.

00:33:07.530 --> 00:33:11.770
So I don't do, I don't, haven't gone to any of the other shows, I only go because of Gary's show.

00:33:11.770 --> 00:33:14.969
That they do usually a couple of times a week.

00:33:14.969 --> 00:33:16.031
They're on a little bit of a hiatus.

00:33:16.031 --> 00:33:21.387
The next show's on Friday and they're actually starting a sports show with Gary's collection on Friday.

00:33:21.387 --> 00:33:22.464
So I'm pretty amped about that.

00:33:22.464 --> 00:33:23.865
So I'm like, just when I thought I was done.

00:33:24.579 --> 00:33:26.963
But like yeah, they put it right back.

00:33:26.963 --> 00:33:28.487
Is it all just cards too?

00:33:29.087 --> 00:33:37.996
No, I got some podcasts this fucking box of signed podcast puffs that came out in 2018 is going for $250.

00:33:37.996 --> 00:33:39.099
And I bought it for $100.

00:33:39.099 --> 00:33:44.346
So I bought two, actually, because I mean, you know, so these sports shows what are they doing?

00:33:45.240 --> 00:33:48.886
Are they doing like a type of what Just talking like a Pat McAfee kind of thing?

00:33:49.461 --> 00:33:50.646
No, they're going to tap into.

00:33:50.646 --> 00:33:52.644
Gary's got a massive collection.

00:33:52.644 --> 00:33:53.866
He has all of his life.

00:33:53.866 --> 00:34:02.319
He's always been a card guy, um, but I guess they're tapping into his collection and they're gonna start um auctioning off some of his shit.

00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:05.368
So, um, yeah, fanatics, live on.

00:34:05.368 --> 00:34:07.075
I'll send you the link so you can.

00:34:07.075 --> 00:34:08.177
Uh, you can check it out.

00:34:08.177 --> 00:34:12.226
But yeah, it was like hook line and sinker for me because I wanted to get involved in the.

00:34:12.226 --> 00:34:13.690
But then they're also doing like they.

00:34:13.690 --> 00:34:20.170
They're obviously, uh, ruben is, is is gary's boy who owns fanatics.

00:34:20.170 --> 00:34:26.414
So michael rubin, so there's probably, obviously, and gary's a notable name now worldwide phenomenon now.

00:34:26.434 --> 00:34:26.775
So it's not.

00:34:26.775 --> 00:34:30.885
I don't think it's like a buddy favor type deal, so it's not so mystery why it's actually in the mix.

00:34:30.885 --> 00:34:34.534
But like, fanatics is really designed for sports cards on there.

00:34:34.534 --> 00:34:41.409
So you see sports cards and then, uh, be friends, and I'm like there's, there's something said for that, like the early days that are that are on there.

00:34:41.409 --> 00:34:43.438
So I pulled some solid gems out of there.

00:34:43.438 --> 00:34:44.201
I really have some.

00:34:44.201 --> 00:34:49.451
I'm not that's my next feat is like okay, now I know how much I've dropped on the Fanatics Live app.

00:34:49.451 --> 00:34:51.233
How much is the collection worth now?

00:34:51.233 --> 00:34:52.724
So like, I'm in inventory mode.

00:34:52.724 --> 00:34:53.849
But dude, it gives you something to do.

00:34:53.849 --> 00:34:54.833
I'm fucking 45.

00:34:54.833 --> 00:34:55.856
Nobody needs me home for dinner.

00:34:55.856 --> 00:34:56.739
It's like, what are you going to do?

00:34:56.739 --> 00:34:58.505
I'm going to go home and play with my fucking B-Friends cards.

00:34:59.067 --> 00:35:00.710
Everyone's grown up.

00:35:04.005 --> 00:35:07.769
You and I are just going to have to're going to make some moves together.

00:35:07.769 --> 00:35:09.994
We are definitely going to make some moves together, brady.

00:35:09.994 --> 00:35:10.994
I appreciate your time, man.

00:35:10.994 --> 00:35:12.545
Keep cracking people up.

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Keep making moves, man.

00:35:13.865 --> 00:35:15.103
I'll see you when you're back in Florida.

00:35:15.103 --> 00:35:16.306
Thank you, brother.

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We'll talk to you soon.

00:35:16.867 --> 00:35:23.250
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